Monday, May 12, 2025

Bad Ronald by John Holbrook Vance (AKA Jack Vance)

Originally released by Ballantine 1973 as a paperback original.

This review is for the upcoming reissue from Fathom Press on their horror imprint Savage Harvest. It is available for pre-order right now and will be shipping this summer.

Jack Vance was born in 1916 and died in 2013 at the age of 96. He attended UC Berkely. Was an electrician at Pearl Harbor but quit one month before the bombing took place. Crazy how life goes, eh? One small decision and he could have ended up dead and unknown instead of being a successful author still celebrated to this day. Later, he joined up with the Merchant Marine. He wrote jazz reviews for his college paper. He was a Bay Area Bohemian. Built his own house with a hand carved wooden ceiling from Kashmir. Was best friends with Frank Herbert and Poul Anderson. Moved to Chapala Mexico with the Herberts for a while. Lived in a houseboat he built with friends Herbert and Anderson. He was most well-known for his fantasy and science fiction books including the incredibly popular Dying Earth series. He was a member of the Swordsmen and Sorcerer’s Guild of America whose purpose was to promote the sword and sorcery genre. He is a multiple Hugo and Nebula award winning author. He also wrote 3 mystery novels under the house name of Ellery Queen. As far as I can tell Bad Ronald is only foray into the thriller/horror genre.

Video review here. Written review below:

The basic premise: Pampered incel mamma’s boy Ronald Wilby gets socially rejected and takes out frustration by killing a neighbor girl. Mom builds false wall in their house to hide Ronald. She eventually dies. House is sold, with Ronald still in the walls, to a young family with three daughters. Ronald is bad.

I have a friend who went out with his girlfriend one night. They come home, hang out, watch a movie and then go to bed. In the middle of the night a stranger crawls into bed with them. She screams. The cops are called. They catch the guy. He is a mentally unstable individual. Apparently, he climbed in an open window and was hiding in the shower the entire night. So, every time they went to the bathroom this stranger was in there with them. Hiding behind the shower curtain. Two feet away.

There is something about a stranger in your home that is so much creepier than being accosted on the street. In your home you feel safe. Your guard is down. You are at your most vulnerable. You wouldn’t think that a story told from the perspective of a guy trapped in a walled-up bathroom for pretty much an entire book would be exciting, but you’d be wrong. Vance plays on the vulnerability of the victims. Like watching a mouse dropped into a snake’s cage. You feel the peril the mouse is in though they don’t seem to notice. It doesn’t even realize it’s in danger. It’s stress through empathy. You see through Ronald’s eyes, but you feel through the family’s inescapable danger.

The character of Ronald Wilby is a psychological study into a detached mind. He knows what he wants but lacks the ability or caring to think from someone else’s perspective. The story starts with Ronald and his mother celebrating his 17th birthday. It’s just the two of them in their giant Victorian home. No friends attend. No one mentions that no friends attend. I was reminded of the relationship between Ignatius Riley and his mother in Confederacy of Dunces. Ronald is even described in a similar way; big, overweight and somewhat lazy oaf, who considers himself an intellectual. Though, unlike Ignatius he doesn’t have the mental chops. He works hard on his fantasy book, Atranta though, and his mom has dreams of him being a doctor. There is a lot of delusion going on in the Wilby household.

Ronald is infatuated with his blond classmate, Laurel, who lives down the street. After his birthday party he strolls down to her house in his new safari jacket. She’s out back in the pool with her friends. He creeps around the house and then goes out back. Everyone is polite but pretty much ignores him. He is disgusted by how she acts flirty with the boys he views as beneath him. How dare she stroll around in a tiny bikini. In his head he owns her. The group gets out of the pool and heads out leaving Ronald sitting alone poolside. He broods and simmers in his hate. On the walk home an eleven-year-old girl runs into him on her bike. She has blond hair just like Laurel. He decides to take his lust and hate out on her, drags her out to the woods and rapes her. It’s all natural to him. He tells her maybe they can do it again sometime. She tells him she’s going to the police. He strangles her to death without a second thought. He doesn’t want to go to jail though so he buries the body. Her parents start yelling her name and he panics, leaving his jacket behind.

Back home he tells his mother the girl seduced him and threatened him. Her death was an accident. The mom’s reaction is only worry for her son and his future of being a doctor. The two quickly build a wall that covers up the bathroom downstairs. Ronald will live in there until she can save the money to move them elsewhere.

The cops search for Ronald. His mother tells them he ran off. Ronald lives behind the wall diving further into his psychosis.

Mom dies not too long after. His estranged father, who still owns the house, puts it up for sale. It is bought by a family with three teenage daughters. It couldn’t be more perfect for Ronald.

And there is the set up for Bad Ronald. We spend a lot of time in Ronald’s head as he decides which of the teenager daughters is his favorite and why. Which mouse the snake is going to eat first.

He makes peeps holes to watch better. Associates the girls with the characters in his fantasy world of Atranta. Sneaks out at night to steal food from the fridge or in the daytime to read a diary. Members of the family notice that food has been eaten and items aren’t as they should be but they joke about a ghost or blame it on each other.

Vance nails the narcissistic sociopathic entitlement of the killer. Every other human being is beneath him and only here for his pleasure. He delights in watching them struggle. He gets off when they suffer at his hands. At the same time, he has a twisted reality where he assumes they are in a relationship, and they will eventually go off and live together someday. This isn’t someone who broke into your house to steal some money, he wants you and will kill without guilt or hesitation. He is terrifying.

This is suspense. You’re on the edge of your seat wondering how it’s going to play out. And the best part is that it’s not obvious. This is a dark story and as much as you want to see Ronald taken down, I could see him surviving and it being left open so that he could be in your next house.

Absolutely one of the best reads of the year.

It was made in to a TV movie in 1974. I was hoping it was on youtube for free like most made for TV movies but unfortunately it isn’t. I watched some clips of it and was surprised to see that Ronald was this little twerp. He looks like he’s 5’7 120 pounds. No. That’s not intimidating. The Ronald the book describes and what was in my head the whole time was Vincent D’Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing that guy in your house. Movie Ronald I could pick up and just chuck through a window. If I walked into the kitchen at night and saw private Pyle going through the fridge I would crap my pants.

Something else that I noticed they changed in the movie, when Ronald kills the girl at the beginning it was on purpose. He knew what he was doing, and it increased the tension for the rest of the book. In the movie he argues with the girl for running into him and then shoves her and she falls and hits her head on a rock. So, it was an accident that only created the scenario for why he was living in the walls. Which, once you take out the sociopathic killer aspect, you kind of just have some little dweeby guy with bad luck living in your walls. Not nearly as threatening.

It looks like it was also made into a movie in France in 1992 called Méchant garçon which translates to, bad boy. Once again, I can’t find it to watch but I did find these French book editions which are way better than their US counterparts. None of them will compare with Steven Andrede has come up with for this edition though. It's not finished but have seen preliminaries and finally this book will get a cover worthy of what's inside.

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